What A Guy’s Underwear Says About Him

From tighty-whities to boxer briefs, let’s find out what your underwear says about you.

You can tell a lot about a person based on their clothes. In fact, many a first impression is formed based solely on how a person is dressed. But, we believe that what really matters, is what’s on the inside. It’s time to let your underwear do the talking. Read on as we take a peek at what a guy’s underwear says about him. 

 

The flaunter

If he’s got it, he’ll flaunt it.

Briefs – the men’s equivalent of lingerie and immortalized by the likes of Superman and Batman. And just like our hunky superheroes, men who sport briefs are equally proud and confident of themselves. All they are missing is some spandex and a cape to complement their superhero attitudes. Clearly, this is a man who ain’t afraid to show off a little…or a lot. And, let’s not forget the most infamous of all briefs – the tighty-whities! A man who is rocking these is most likely a little cheeky and able to laugh at himself. Of course, it may also be that he’s just breaking bad.

 

The comrade

Kicking back and relaxing in his boxers is probably is his favorite activity

Boxer shorts are a popular style among men for their loose and breezy fit. A man wearing boxer shorts is someone who likes to go with the flow. Chill and laid back, he probably isn’t much of a fashionista but sports a personality as easy-breezy as his underwear. He’s down-to-earth, easy to talk to, and friends with just about everyone.

 

The sophisticate

Sophisticated and charming, he has a keen attention to detail.

Stylish, chic, and featured on nearly every Hollywood celebrity, trunks combine the best of both worlds. It has all the charisma of the briefs coupled with a hint of modesty, this is a cut that adorns the hips of the modern, metropolitan man. This is someone who pays attention to the way he looks and keeps up with all the latest fashion trends. He dresses to impress from the inside out and is smoother than an old fashioned.old fashioned what ?

 

The go-getter

It’s all about the hustle with him.

Often confused with trunks, the boxer briefs are nearly as long as boxer shorts and have a snug fit. A man in boxer briefs is a man who enjoys comfort and is probably really organized. This is a man who likes to make sure everything is neat, tidy, and in its place. A man with a plan who maps out his days, activities, and knows exactly where he sees himself in the next five years. A go-getter like this needs all the support and comfort he can get to keep on hustling.

 

The daredevil

Living wild and free is probably his motto in life.

And last, but not least, although he may certainly be wearing the least, is the man who bares it all and goes commando – in other words, sans underwear. Needless to say, this is a man who values his freedom. A free spirit who likes to live life on the edge and remains unfazed in the face of dangers such as zippers. 

So men, now that we’ve stripped you down and laid it all out, how accurate do you think we were?

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